I got back almost a week ago now but yeah, it’s been an eventful week too!
Eurogamer Expo was superb. Met a load of great developers, indie and otherwise, plus loads of great writers and fans. Caroline (my girlfriend, the second in command and unofficial booth babe) asked some guy if he wanted to play “No thanks, I already have the game, everyone should get it!”.
So what happened.
DAY ONE


Great train ride down to London. Spent watching South Park, chatting with Caroline, um, EATING. 2 hours later we were in London – my first time since 2000. Jumped on the tube and headed to the expo ASAP. Then on to the hotel! Tiny but clean.


Purple wristbands= ULTIMATE POWER. More on that later (includes Valve).
We then ventured into London to meet one of Caroline’s friends. Trip round Leicester Square then onto some kick arse Chinese restaurant that has rekindled my love for crispy noodles.
DAY TWO & THREE

The expo hall was huge. According to the people I spoke to who attend these kind of things, it wasn’t far from Gamescon or E3.


I’m merging these days together because we split the trip up. The first two days were spent looking around, playing demos, making contacts and spent some time at our booth. The Vita was great. Absolutely brilliant hardware, you should all get one!
One of the best bits took place on day 1. Seeing a huge queue, ultra massive it was, and Caroline and I acting boss as we flashed our purple wristbands and skipped the queue. It almost spanned the length of the hall itself.

I played most of the available games, some bored me (Uncharted 3, Driv3r) and some mega-ly impressed me. Rayman Origins was my fave game of the show and I absolutely can’t wait to get it, I even found a bug that quite annoyed an Ubisoft rep! So in a little way I can feel I contributed to a glorious game.
The new Sonic was also surprisingly good. I’ve always found new Sonic games, even ones that try to recapture the essence of the old ones to be… well… horrible. The DS Sonic’s try so hard but the physics, graphics and music just don’t cut it. Which is why I’m so glad the new one is actually decent. There is still a slight framerate problem where things just appear as you move fast, might be fixed by going to 60fps (which is why I hope there will be a PC version).
We also lived in the Retro Arcade section. Good gravy it was heaven! Competitive Mario Kart tournaments and speed running SMB and Sonic 1 events. There was even a 10 player Saturn Bomberman going on (that I won a couple of rounds on, even against the ALMIGHTY GOD OF BOMBERMAN Mr. Pineapple) and a Street Fighter 4 arcade cabinet (THAT I NEED).
We also noticed that the Eurogamer Expo Guide has 60-odd pages. It’s quite thick. It opens with an advert, then an intro, then there are some listings+content stuff, then we some double page spreads-
SKYRIM – some game where you’re a person OR thing who has to do adventures or something.
UNCHARTED 3 – some 3rd person adventure game on the, PS3 or something?
REALLY BIG SKY – what the actual F.
SONIC GENERATIONS – the new Sonic game.
Then it drops that and goes into the regular format of games and sections. Basically, it was awesome. Total honour.

DAY FOUR & FIVE
Srs business. Caroline just took over. Ran our booth for us perfectly, she pulled in players and explained controls and all that (because yeah, an expo is no place for an in-game tutorial). We met Total Biscuit around here and rumour had it Charlie Brooker was either going to visit or was there.


Not much to say here. We did loads of video and podcast interviews with various people, met various great journalists and internet people we (Caroline, Alex and I) know. So many hugs.
Drinks were almost all free. I just asked for a drink from the Palringo people and they would give me one (they were free to all, however). Then I was queued up for one of the proper paid drinks. A Valve guy walks passed and picks up a drink and walks off, I ask him “How?!” to which he said “If you don’t ask you don’t get.”. Tried it myself and BAM, purple wristband = free drinks.
We also got a few free games just for flashing our wristbands. RIFT (there was a huge queue that we jumped) and some other things that I literally can’t remember. My swag bag is huge! I also bumped into Valve again and used their powers against them – “Can I have a beta code for CS GO?” “okay!” also a t-shirt.

We later attended a charity quiz where we were giving away copies of Really Big Sky and the Lunar Pack. We gloriously lost the quiz part and even more gloriously didn’t win a thing in the raffle. But the atmosphere and people were so great we were given copies of Shift 2 for the PS3 (console that I didn’t own at the time) and some (I think rare) Pokemon Cards and some other games for the PC!
The last days were so packed we actually didn’t get a moments rest (other than sleeping!) from Friday evening till Monday noon.
THE RIDE HOME
We were comfily sat on the train home (9.30pm). All was going well until we stopped at Harrow for around half an hour. The driver noticed a body on the tracks – the station was declared a crime scene and we were sent back to London. Caroline and I stayed on an empty train whilst we waited for news. 
A train was put on to replace 4 other trains that were meant to depart that night. Finally at 2am we set off. We got back in Manchester at 5am, back in bed at 5:30am. Woke up at noon and went back to buy a PS3 (as you do, PSN ID: jimmirock).
WHAT I LEARNED!
It was our first expo so we wasn’t sure what to expect. But next time – 4 wired controllers and a chair. The game is so great in co-op and so few actually get to play it.
Don’t bring games consoles. You won’t play them.
POST EUROGAMER!
We’re working on the big final content update for the game, which will be the last big one for a while. But it really is a big one. We’ve taken so many notes from the expo and how to fix the little problems. Plus 2 new modes (definitely 1 new, maybe 1 more if it glues with the rest of the game).

Also meetings with a publisher that are a bit huge. I’m sure there will be announcements in the not so distant future.
And not to forget but Pineapple gave me a copy of Pokemon Blue, so he wins a lot of mental stuff. Also Kirby’s Dreamland 2 but POKEMON. I’m going to have to raise a good team and beat him at the next expo I think.
Definitely the best 5 days ever. I’m sure I’ve forgotten loads of stuff. Too much happened.
OH AND DONT FORGET The Lunar Pack is still Pay What You Want on Indievania (killer site!)
http://beta.indievania.com/games/lunar-pack